Spy Hard

 

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My mother was twice the man you are

Killing spies used to be much more fun

An accident. Having a kid at 60, now that's an accident. Having a piano fall on you, that's...bad luck

Ordering a drink

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Classic word play

Where's the professor? With Gilligam dickweed

I'd shake your hand but I don't remember where it landed

Definition of patriotism