Naked Gun

 

Well... we've shot a lot of people together, it's been great

If I do any shooting from now on, it'll have to be in the confines of my own home...

Cheer up Brad, it's not goodbye. It's just that i won't see you ever again

You came highly recommended by our last therapist. Yes i was sorry to hear about his suicide

Now which one of you is impotent? That would be him. Yes of course. Why don't you ask who's frigid? That would him also

I'm not a piece of meat Jane. I'm trying. I've got ointments, lotions ,creams, books, things that vibrate

Tried sexy lingerie, some lacy underwear, a black teddy? I've tried wearing them all, they don't work

I am what I am and I do what I do. But you guys make shoe laces, some make salt, others make a good living neutering animals. I'm a cop

Radio dedication from Jane to Frank

Just calm down maam, how many bodies did you find in your swimming pool...

You might end up dead is my middle name

Like a blind man in an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out

Like a midget in an urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes

I like my sex the way I play basketball. 1 on 1 and with as little dribbling as possible