Hot Shots

 

Who the hell are you talking to son?

Keep it up and you're gonna be carrying your face home in a doggybag

Nurse, check his penis isn't longer than mine

Doesn't that bother any of you, cos it scares the living piss out of me?

I'm falling for you like a blind roofer

Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal