Airplane

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Captain maybe we oughta turn on the search lights now. Now? That's just what they'd be expecting us to do

We have clearance Clarence. roger Roger, what's our vector Victor?

Get that finger outta your ear. You don't know where that finger's been

Dumb question

You ever been in a cockpit before. No Sir. I've never been in an airplane before. You ever seen a man naked?

All these waves zipped

Surely you can't be serious? I am serious and don't call me Shirley

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking