Ace Ventura
Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.....and a clean pair of shorts
You know, you could put somebodys EYE out with that thing
Spankyou Greenwall, spankyou very much
Hi there, nice to see ya. Bumble bee tuna? Bumble bee tuna!
Excuse me. Your balls are showing!
Fi, fye, fo fum, I smell.....the fingerprints of scum
Ace describes how he will be the master of disguise
LISTEN....the majestic song of a male silverback gorilla
Take it easy, I'm the wooky guy remember
Ace describes how he achieves total spiritul cleanliness
Ahhh, nobody wants to play with me
No the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle
If I'm not back in 5 mins, just wait longer
Ace wants to ASS someone some questions
Thank you for your co-operation. By the way... do you have a mint?
By the way, do you have a mint?? Perhaps some binaca?
Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. You're number still 911??? Alrighty then
Would you like an ashtray. M-m, no I don't smoke.. it's a disgusting habit
Ace delivers the broken package
You just have yourself a good day. Take care now. Bye bye then
Tonight on Miami Vice...Crockett gets the boss a coffee!!!!
Well why don't you cry about it??? Saddlebags!!!!
Do NOT go in there....wooooo!!!
If I'm not back in 5 mins, just wait longer - delete
HDS Sir and how are you this afternoon? Alrighty then
Does he have a name or should I call him lawyer?
Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited
Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser...aluhoosseerr
I don't even care why your pats are missing
I just can't do it Captain, I doon't ha' the p'wer
I'm ready to go in coach, just give me a chance
Receipts, what about receipts? There's gotta be receipts
Let's see that in an instant replay......
Yes Satan..oh I'm sorry Sir, you sounded like someone else
Aliright, take care now, bye bye then....loser!
Excuse me is Frank here?......thank you
Be careful with that phone Lieutenant in time you could develop a tumour