Ace Ventura

 

Assholamio, ah sodamia!

Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.....and a clean pair of shorts

Holy Shitballs

Talking ot the dog

You know, you could put somebodys EYE out with that thing

Nonsense, poopypants

Spankyou Greenwall, spankyou very much

Hi there, nice to see ya. Bumble bee tuna? Bumble bee tuna!

Excuse me. Your balls are showing!

Fi, fye, fo fum, I smell.....the fingerprints of scum

Ace describes how he will be the master of disguise

LISTEN....the majestic song of a male silverback gorilla

Take it easy, I'm the wooky guy remember

Ace describes how he achieves total spiritul cleanliness

Alrighty then!

Driving - loooooosssserrrr

Ace meets the monopoly guy

Ahhh, nobody wants to play with me

That's what you slipped in, that's what was on your shoe and that explains the abrasion on your palm...damn I'm good

Holy Testicle Tuesday

Like a glove

No the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle

If I'm not back in 5 mins, just wait longer

Ace wants to ASS someone some questions

Thank you for your co-operation. By the way... do you have a mint?

By the way, do you have a mint?? Perhaps some binaca?

Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. You're number still 911??? Alrighty then

Would you like an ashtray. M-m, no I don't smoke.. it's a disgusting habit

The operatic balcony scene

Star Trek impression

Ace delivers the broken package

You just have yourself a good day. Take care now. Bye bye then

Go to the conference...

Tonight on Miami Vice...Crockett gets the boss a coffee!!!!

Well why don't you cry about it??? Saddlebags!!!!

Ace has exorcised the demons

Do NOT go in there....wooooo!!!

Do you have a dorsal fin???

We're going downtown

If I'm not back in 5 mins, just wait longer - delete

Like a glove - delete

I've...GOT To Mister!

HDS Sir and how are you this afternoon? Alrighty then

Ace noise???

Hungry fella???? There you go

Lahuseher

The Popeye laugh

Does he have a name or should I call him lawyer?

Loooseer

Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited

Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser...aluhoosseerr

I don't even care why your pats are missing

I just can't do it Captain, I doon't ha' the p'wer

I'm ready to go in coach, just give me a chance

Receipts, what about receipts? There's gotta be receipts

Rehehehehealllyyy

Let's see that in an instant replay......

Ohhhhh

Shouting problem

Kirsty isn't it?

Yes Satan..oh I'm sorry Sir, you sounded like someone else

You're a sports nuts huh?

Aliright, take care now, bye bye then....loser!

Another load of weird noises

Excuse me is Frank here?......thank you

Be careful with that phone Lieutenant in time you could develop a tumour

Yes.. and you're ugly

Gee, let me think, umm sure

Whew!

Another whew

Yes Satan?

Yummy!

 

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