Liar liar

 

Ding, ding, ding, what do we have for her Johnny?

Yo Fletcher how's it hanging? Short, shrivelled and always to the left

Oh I am such a shit

I'm kicking my ass, d'ya mind?

Owning up to all his driving faults

Where would Tina Turner be right now if she had rolled over and said "Hit me again Ike and put some steak on it"?

Jordan fades back, swoosh and that's the game

Wow, that was a nice image....deleted

Your honour I object. And why is that? Because it's devastating to my case. Over-ruled. Good call

So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!